"With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?"

-Mitch Hedberg

Why did the Tyrannosaurus of comedy have to pass away? I wish Mitchy was still around to give us these comedic gems.

LOVE YA MITCH