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Tuesday, March 31

I know it's hard to post after such a wonder like kittens to kittens but I'm taking the plunge.

Wednesday, March 25

possible list item?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJGro_iZPs

its worth copying and pasting....trust.

kisses

Monday, March 23

Sunday, March 22

Tape Puke


DGENERATE NATION - Skate With Me from DGENETICS on Vimeo.

Best E-Card everrrrr

http://www.rattlebox.com/pickup/496262/rb2ae041dad54.html


Check it out!

Friday, March 20

Body Art to the max!

Like a billboard.... but on your dome piece. $777 Sign me up! My only question is who came up with the amount of seven hundred seventy seven dollars!

walmart scare

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29780940/

seems as if these shenanigans have been going around since 2005.

Monday, March 16

some more good pics :)




Here's the shuttle launching. I guess it still blows my mind that people can go into space.

still not as good as jim's!




I still gotta say I love Jim's 'Stache the best but here are some close 2nds!
For some more go here! http://www.listlovers.com/2009/02/25/unique-funny-weird-beards-moustaches/

I Made the Dean's Blog!



My fellow Parkies understand what an honor it is to be featured on the Dean's Blog so I had to share this with all of you: 

What's the article about? It has nothing to do with me.  It's about VIC and WICB's sports broadcasts but the Dean definitely caught a screen shot of little old me for the blog hahaha.  

Most Important Meal of the Day







Remembering those lost... check out this link for more but here are some of my favorites based upon marketing alone: 


Friday, March 13

It's Not Spring Break Anymore...



Now that Spring Break is over we can all feel free to eat our bellies out for a few more months before fasting, binging, and/or purging again for summer (our next post: What's your disorder of choice?). This is why you're fat is a blog dedicated to all those disgusting feats of culinary killers that are possible in America.




You'll have to scroll through to find your favorite... I'll start you off with this one:

Chocolate bacon is literally small timing for these guys.


Saturday, March 7

"Beer Pong Gives You Herpes...

...Hell, ping pong gives you crabs." Serious reporting on venereal diseases: 

Friday, March 6

For All You Lonely Spring Breakers!

for all of you lonely nerdy spring breakers....GREAT NEWS!!!

HARRY POTTER WEEKEND ON ABC FAMILY! So for all you lonely mystical lovers who want to plan accordingly movie schedules are found at http://abcfamily.go.com! Enjoy!!

Tuesday, March 3

just a lil remix to make sure you never get this out of your head. muah.

Monday, March 2

Cat in the Bong


Out of the hat and into your ganja pipe for hair-ball inhalation...
You're looking at a homemade bong sized well for troublesome cats. Hey it wasn't my idea, check out what's poppin in Nebraska with a click of provided pic.

Sunday, March 1

Hot 100

I can't decide whether I think this guy is lame for putting so much time into this or awesome based upon dance appreciation... you make the call: 
BOOMBOX from Ely Kim on Vimeo.
No matter how you chew it the playlist is the bee's.