If this kid can do it Maris and Court, we can. I think we were just trying too hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3oYtA8MAIY

It even says very salty-perfect for thirsty thursday!

Ithaca Pizza Challaenge

How has it come to pass that in our four years at Ithaca College this has not been bookmarked and reviewed by any of our pizza devouring bodies? Nonetheless, just in time for our final run at Ithaca glory... the answer to our Pizza Challenge:

With 23 different resturants in review our bellies and gym time will have some serious work ahead of them. As for this evening... with a 7 outta 10 tribute to the Spike Lee Joint: "Do the Right Thing", I feel as the right thing is to order Sal's (they're heavy on the cheeeeeseeeeee).

the foundation of one17 friendships.

cardboard box sledding down the stairs. mentos & D.coke. watching the deerhunter. All stupid but GREAT ideas. (ok well maybe not deer hunter) but the possibilities are endless and so true. thanks Threadless for this great shirt!

WTF Blanket

....basically our idea was stolen.

Everything's Amazing... And Nobody's Happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGYx35ypus


Please check this one out. The embedding had been disabled but please check this one out. It's completely true. We should be more appreciative of the utterly awesome age we live in. Here's to that.

"With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?"

-Mitch Hedberg

Why did the Tyrannosaurus of comedy have to pass away? I wish Mitchy was still around to give us these comedic gems.

LOVE YA MITCH

i can't find the one iwth the little skinny scary develish slim jim guy...remember? but i did find this oen and even knew how to insert it into the blog-im getting so good!

man i wish it was halloween...i would definitely have a hard time figuring otu to either bve macho man, the skinny slim jim guy, or stephanie baking a cake.

and who knew it was snap!-i thought it was step

one17 hud loves to do it by the book!

just picture 22 year old girls dancing around the kitchen getting excited to cook. love it. too bad our dancing was too crazy to rub off on the corn bread. similar to cake but not the same :(



for those who like to sing along:
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you'll have a cake
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake
Finally, it's time to make a cake!

snap into a slim jim

leigh claims its snap, i thought it was snack. tomato tomata

o man i forgot how awesome this is...i dont really have anything to post jsut wanted to throw that out there-good job cc. And maris your training to be good at exercising in a half marathon-man i didnt knwo that wahoo!

"...Not Trying to be the Best at Exercising"

M. Frank... here's some fuel for your half-marathon training: 

Eastbound & Down Trailer - watch more funny videos

Sweat Pants Boner

Just a nice little reminder of things that are weird to do when you have a boner.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid5666716001/bclid5033476001/bctid8685821001

Enjoy.

Working hard...

or for those who are hardly working click the picture to give this Yeti a shave! (seriously)

Creepy Pig

If you watch Hulu regularly you've undoubtedly seen those uber creepy "feed the pig" ads. Well on this lonely Friday afternoon I gave in and had to check it out...

Needless to say the site continues to be sufficiently weird.  So if you're looking for tips on saving money I recommend just sticking to the Wall St. Journal.  But, if your tween (a favorite word of mine) needs some tips Feed the Pig does offer a Tween specific site! 

Demetri Martin and Peeing

This video depicts more truth than I'd like to admit: 

Important Things with Demetri MartinWed 10:30pm / 9:30c

Timing - New Increments

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Stand-Up Comedy

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Really? Really! Really.

I can't say as though I'm a big Michael Phelps fan... yeah he's gorgeous and he's an amazing athlete... blah blah I can't say as though I really care whether or not he smoked pot.  Yes, it's illegal and it's a banned substance but let's face it...

1. I have yet to meet or hear one person offended by recently released information

2. Steroids make A-Rod hit homers; Weed makes Mike doggy paddle

3... I'll just let Seth bring it full circle: 

This joints on you America. 

Netflix Power Hour

As far as I know you can't find Video Power Hour's on Netflix yet... luckily our friend Pete Berg has added a fantastic new site to his collection of originals:


A directory for one of the best drinking games known to college students and alumni nationwide: power hour. So if you're tired of listening to the 98' hip-hop version you made with your friends or staring a kitchen clock with a shot glass handy check it out!

Cause who knows when you'll get stuck in layover at an airport bar and need a power hour to entertain yourself before Mardi Gras!

99 Bottles of Beer Dominos

There are many things that could be said about this video...

- What does it say at the end?

- Why don't any of the bottles break?

- How many bottles did they use?

- Where are they now?

... and Dad, is that you?

House Sponsor

Someone has decidedly defamed and shamed the house honor.  In this video, which I am only posting for informational reasoning, "Jack" from "America" makes some serious claims about the snuggy and venereal diseases: 

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

In order to receive a house sponsorship from Snuggies, we must retaliate. 

 (for those of you not familiar with the authors of this blog... yes we love Snuggies.  GFY if ya don't!)

HOT TRANNY'S!!!

Alright they're not exactly tranny's but drag queens are 'bout the same thing... thanks to Logo (MTV's nod to the gay community) all those that agree that tranny's and drag queens are hilarious can watch free episodes of the new show: RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE! (click for free episodes)

In case you don't remember who RuPaul is... 

Hope those workouts have been paying off...

...because tomorrow, Friday, February 6, 2009 is WORLD NUDE DAY!

Yes, this was the most p.c. picture I could post but click the link to find out more about suiting up birthday style tomorrow!

Spicy Lentil for Dinner?

...or how about some corn chowder?

Lego My City!

Recently featured in the New York Times, here's just a tapa of Christoph Niemann's Lego work: 

For reasons obvious to the readers of this blog, I selected this pic as a personal fav but check out this article for the whole show! 

Coffee Cup Follow-Up

With ad's selling at an easy $3 Million a piece it looks like people tuned in 3-D and beer glasses in hand to see Sunday's Super Bowl.

According to Cynopsis.com:

Super Bowl XLIII on NBC is the second most-viewed Super Bowl in history with a total audience of 147 million viewers, trailing Super Bowl XLII on FOX which pulled in 148.3 million viewers. Among average viewers, the MASH finale airing in 1983 on CBS still tops the list at 106 million viewers followed by last year's Super Bowl on FOX with 97.5 million viewers and Super Bowl 2009 with 95.4 million viewers. Super Bowl XLIII also posted a 42.1 overnight rating and a 65 share.

These guys are still topping the most-viewed list?

Jokes on the Slopes

This is a great way to make friends and rob banks like your favorite super villain:

Click here to buy a mask for yourself or a loved one!