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Monday, December 22

Boarder Patrol Tips on Housekeeping

Dear Border Patrol,

Where's the best place to find inexpensive house cleaners?

- Dirty Homeowner

Dear Dirty Homeowner,

Why the border would obviously be the best place to find such cleaners. For just $75 you can get a full home cleaning or $80 for cleaning and Spanish lessons!

- Border Official
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