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Thursday, January 8

The Dentyne Workout Plan

Thanks for getting me off the Internet new Dentyne Workout Plan! Thanks to the plan I've made-out with some guy with crazy sideburns, jumped into a lake for some boy on boy action, and participated in two orgies!

Don't get it? Check out Dentyne Gum's new, and creative I must add, advertising scheme: http://www.dentyne.com/

But do it quick because you get clocked with three minutes to check it all out before getting booted off in order to get more "face time".

1. You'll have to check the site to get the full effect http://www.dentyne.com/smileys.php

2. Why would you need more than three minutes to check out a bubble gum website?

Wednesday, January 7

Stomped in Air Force Ones

Holla back Nelly fans locked up in Sing Sing if you're rockin' some Air Max '95. From the UK:

Six out of the top 10 shoes on a new police database of footprints left at crime scenes are made by the sports giant.

Like I wouldn't add this...

Nelly - Air Force Ones
Uploaded by Nelly

Monday, January 5

Foothead

When doctors found a tumor in 3 year-old Sam's brain they weren't expecting to find a tumor pinata of feet and hands. According to this MSNBC article, when a Colorado Springs doctor was "... removing the growth, he discovered it contained a nearly perfect foot and the formation of another foot, a hand and a thigh."

But hey, these kinds of things are perfectly normal...

Sunday, January 4

Saturday, January 3

Skype Your Way to College

Administrator: Can you just move the camera down a bit?
Prospective Student: But you can't see my face...
Administrator: Yeah that's good, how old did you say you were?

No, no, I would never assert that Wake Forest and other such administrations would ever use new webcam interview admissions for behaviors that this guy has likely used to interview interns:

But according to this article, webcams are being used around the country to cut costs for students but using Skype based college interviews. Maybe I'm jealous but don't say I didn't warn you:

Administrator: Sarah was it, yeah just loosen that blouse and we can start discussing scholarship opportunities...

The News You Cannot Use

Though our commentator is seemingly the most boring douchebag to have his own podcast, this recap of 2008 does reproduce memories that this blog simply cannot ignore:

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