A blog for a blog (kind of like tit for tat)

So what does "Tit for tat" mean anyway? Ahh... I'll leave that for all of you to decide. In my long awaited return to the blogging circuit I decided that I would give a little holler to some superb bloggers.

For a good blog check out:
http://www.goodmagazine.com/blog
^Any blog that uses the word, "penultimate" is going to be historical. That's an SAT word that means "second to last". So, it's pretty much the most unnecessary word ever. Many many props to GOOD MAGAZINE for using it.

Butttt... it looks like they are switching locations (All the cool blogs are doing it these days). The new website is: http://www.good.is/

I wonder what nation they had to pay off to get the ".is". There's something for your mind to chew on.

Cheers!

Just because I love GOOD so much...

Banned Super Bowl Ad.

NBC laid down the kibosh on this PETA ad: 

'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad

Yeah, that's pretty sexy I guess, but makes me question the cleanliness of those veggies.  Oh, and if you were wondering what sexy ad's have aired before and didn't get banned, Spike TV has got you covered with the "Top 10 Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials of All Time."  Here's the number two spot: 

Miller Lite - Catfight Uncensored | Viral | SPIKE.com

Viva La Cheesecake!

I don't even like cheesecake all that much but if these Mexican chefs are going the world record distance you might want to head down to Mexico City before it's all out!  

Consumer Un-Report

Speaking of food... 

                   these guys do a disservice to BBQ and Chicken Wing eaters everywhere... 

Introducing Trongs, a special utensil specifically for chicken wings that cuts out the mess (THE BEST PART).  

In case you were wondering what kind of guys would make such a product, I'll let this picture speak for itself: 

Take Yourself to Work Day

I heard this on the radio and couldn't wait to look it up when I got home...

When a 14-year-old boy suited up in police uniform and entered a Chicago police station he was given an assignment and sent out on patrol for five hours.  Only when he returned to the station did officers realize that he was not actually apart of the force.  

Now I can understand that some people don't look their age but 14?  Or more importantly, he didn't make any arrests, drive, or give out a ticket so what were he and the other officer doing for five hours that no one got suspicious??  

The Kids Don't Stand a Chance

Hey Mom can Sasha and Malia come over?
- The presidents daughter? OMG how do you know them?
No Mom my dollies...

These shouldn't make the school days any more awkward for the first children (click the photo for more):

Mos Def for President

Sorry Jesse CcCartney but the word "shortie" has just been banned for the next hundred years... thanks President Def!

No Pants Party

I particularly like the reaction at 1:30:

African Albinos?

This definitely makes me a terrible person for finding humor in this but I just had to share it: 

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The Dentyne Workout Plan

Thanks for getting me off the Internet new Dentyne Workout Plan! Thanks to the plan I've made-out with some guy with crazy sideburns, jumped into a lake for some boy on boy action, and participated in two orgies!

Don't get it? Check out Dentyne Gum's new, and creative I must add, advertising scheme: http://www.dentyne.com/

But do it quick because you get clocked with three minutes to check it all out before getting booted off in order to get more "face time".

1. You'll have to check the site to get the full effect http://www.dentyne.com/smileys.php

2. Why would you need more than three minutes to check out a bubble gum website?

Stomped in Air Force Ones

Holla back Nelly fans locked up in Sing Sing if you're rockin' some Air Max '95. From the UK:

Six out of the top 10 shoes on a new police database of footprints left at crime scenes are made by the sports giant.

Like I wouldn't add this...

Nelly - Air Force Ones
Uploaded by Nelly

Foothead

When doctors found a tumor in 3 year-old Sam's brain they weren't expecting to find a tumor pinata of feet and hands. According to this MSNBC article, when a Colorado Springs doctor was "... removing the growth, he discovered it contained a nearly perfect foot and the formation of another foot, a hand and a thigh."


But hey, these kinds of things are perfectly normal...

Read More Books

This video inspired my New Years Resolution, despite the fact I'm somewhat impartial to such resolutions:

This Is Where We Live from 4th Estate on Vimeo.
Impressive nonetheless.

Skype Your Way to College

Administrator: Can you just move the camera down a bit?
Prospective Student: But you can't see my face...
Administrator: Yeah that's good, how old did you say you were?

No, no, I would never assert that Wake Forest and other such administrations would ever use new webcam interview admissions for behaviors that this guy has likely used to interview interns:

But according to this article, webcams are being used around the country to cut costs for students but using Skype based college interviews. Maybe I'm jealous but don't say I didn't warn you:

Administrator: Sarah was it, yeah just loosen that blouse and we can start discussing scholarship opportunities...

The News You Cannot Use

Though our commentator is seemingly the most boring douchebag to have his own podcast, this recap of 2008 does reproduce memories that this blog simply cannot ignore:

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When life hands DeVito Lemons...

Danny DeVito doesn't just play a drunken fool and TV, he is one too!


The Lemon Ka-Ching

Click to check out his latest scheme!