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Thursday, January 8

The Dentyne Workout Plan

Thanks for getting me off the Internet new Dentyne Workout Plan! Thanks to the plan I've made-out with some guy with crazy sideburns, jumped into a lake for some boy on boy action, and participated in two orgies!

Don't get it? Check out Dentyne Gum's new, and creative I must add, advertising scheme: http://www.dentyne.com/
But do it quick because you get clocked with three minutes to check it all out before getting booted off in order to get more "face time".

1. You'll have to check the site to get the full effect http://www.dentyne.com/smileys.php
2. Why would you need more than three minutes to check out a bubble gum website?

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