We're Party Favors

2009-11-10T20:50:00.001-05:00

http://jerkassclothing.com/shirtpage/newjersey.php

Check it out

It's never to late...

2009-10-14T17:52:00.000-04:00

I came across something amazing that would have been all the sweeter had I had the resources I had in college:

- awesome friends to help
- blankets (tons of blankets)
- twinkle lights
- hookahs and alcohol
- artsy boy to take the picture (Skinny!)

Oh well, can't continue to harp on the fact that this would have been one of the greatest things to happen to us in all our four years at college. Oh, sorry. Anyways, here's a taste of what I'm talking about. Please take the 10 minutes at some point to look at all the amazingness of this project!!!!!

This one was the most epic

Triple C: Cute, Comfy, Creative

Big Rach Hill. and maybe Frank.

BBQ Song

2009-10-03T16:00:00.001-04:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Babies are the shit (unless you have one of your own)

2009-09-25T10:36:00.003-04:00

So I have to give credit to this rep at Smithsonian Magazine for finding this video and I wanted to share cause it just makes you smile. Enjoy!

Oh, Kanye. I

2009-09-16T12:02:00.001-04:00

Oh, Kanye. I’m glad you were a jerk. Cause these make me happy.

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A Bills Family in :30

2009-09-16T11:34:00.000-04:00

Add some snow and I'd say this seems pretty accurate - rough weekend ay Leigh Star?

Maybe she was just too awesome for SNL...

2009-09-15T19:31:00.001-04:00

Charla Loves to Dance with Casey WIlson from Casey Wilson

The Health Benefits of Bacon

2009-09-15T15:46:00.001-04:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

The Return of the Douche

2009-09-09T13:25:00.001-04:00

This Party Took a Turn for the Douche by Garfunkel and Oates- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.

Comedy in the Obama Age: The Joking Gets Hard

2009-09-02T21:40:00.000-04:00

What's your best Obama themed joke... I'll work on one and get back to ya but for now:

Comedy in the Obama Age: The Joking Gets Hard

One thing I did notice is that it seems like the article is calling or predicting an Obama slip-up. Though I very much doubt he will have a flawless presidency, shouldn't we praise the fact that we have a well-liked and well-rounded president. Perhaps thats the liberal bias speaking, from myself and from the media. Not to mention, some skeptics think he's too media friendly, just a pretty face for Washington. Not to say Bush wasn't pretty, but nor did it seem he was the one running the show.

Ahh, my attempt at political musings... Rach, any thoughts from the heart of the matter?

Ego Booster - Just want Jay needs

2009-09-02T09:32:00.004-04:00

To follow-up on Rachel's hyper excited email about the release of Jay-Z's new album this a nice montage of Hova over the years..that boy got some big ass lips!

http://creativity-online.com/work/rhapsody-jayz/17175

Babysit your vagina...

2009-08-18T12:56:00.002-04:00

"I'm gonna impregnate your mouth"
"Can't believe my dick just barfed that much"

Will Arnett takes it to the next level:

Will Arnett - Human Giant SEX TAPE from Will Arnett

Not for the faint at heart.

Trying to find a copy of this film

2009-08-11T11:29:00.002-04:00

Nilam Auntie rides the coat tails of Christian Bale - Watch more Funny Videos

Big Red and I got this for the Road Trip

2009-08-11T11:23:00.003-04:00

It's going to be a long drive from New York to LA so Big Red and I purchased this in case emergencies happen...
.
Introducing the BUMPER DUMPER! Now only $69.95 - here's the link to order yours now!

Do You Date Me?

2009-08-10T17:54:00.001-04:00

Hey M. Frank "...do you date me? because like no offense you're very beautiful..."

Bobby Bottleservice talks to all the sexy internet ladies - watch more funny videos

Ed Helms you Son of a Bitch

2009-08-07T15:02:00.001-04:00

When he gives the Jonas Bro's a sample scatt - I lost it! BTW, does it seem like he wears green ties a lot? Possibly in the vain of 613?

Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes

Black Mitch Hedberg

2009-08-06T16:22:00.001-04:00

Loving This...

2009-08-05T20:07:00.001-04:00

La Roux - New Music - More Music Videos

I have been loving this song "Bulletproof" by La Roux - Here's a live version from that new MTV show with Alexa Chung.

Quotes Galore!

2009-06-23T20:38:00.001-04:00

Total Eclipse spoof
by chinesedaughter

RIP Ed McMahon

2009-06-23T10:04:00.001-04:00

Cash4Gold.com - Feat. Ed McMahon and MC Hammer | Viral/Other | SPIKE.com

If Top Chef doesn't work out L. Star...

2009-06-19T11:42:00.001-04:00

Travel Channel is taking to the streets looking for bad drivers in a new reality competition format, The Streets of America: The Search for America's Worst Driver. The series is based on an international format currently airing in a dozen plus territories from A. Smith and Co. and Mentorn USA, which holds the rights to the format. Travel Channel's version will roll out during first quarter 2010, set in some of America's most notorious driving cities such as Los Angeles and San Francisco. A. Smith and Co.'s Arthur Smith and Kent Weed will executive produce along with Frank Sinton, Rick Tellis, David Leach and Dan Goldsack.

What, I knit sweaters yo!

2009-06-17T17:02:00.001-04:00

texts from last night blog

2009-06-12T20:43:00.000-04:00

(650): dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
(805): 1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.

Dr. Big Red

2009-06-11T23:11:00.001-04:00

Common Sense Doctor w/ Fred Willard from Fred Willard

I'd prefer a small wedding...

2009-06-11T22:37:00.001-04:00

New Orleans second Line from Joe Taravella on Vimeo.

But if I was in NOLA I guess this wouldn't be to bad...

Zach Efron WTF

2009-06-05T20:56:00.003-04:00

I'll admit that I've glanced at my share of Zach Efron sexy photos but after watching the MTV Movie Awards... WTF IS WRONG WITH ZACH EFRON'S HAIR???

Honestly I thought the camera's just caught a bad angle but these screenshots are from various points throughout the night.

Abby's Favorite Band

2009-06-05T11:05:00.000-04:00

WTF...

Beer Can Grilled Chicken!!!!

2009-06-02T13:24:00.002-04:00

Seriously... a beer can in a whole chicken on the grill... why didn't we see this earlier?

Scoop the link for the how to: http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/beer-can-grilled-chicken/33746.html

Palin's Not a People Pleaser

2009-05-28T17:57:00.001-04:00

Palin's Not a People Pleaser

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Must read from Chelsea Lately!

A Playlist!!!

2009-05-15T21:08:00.001-04:00

Lebowski Fest at One17

2009-05-06T15:25:00.003-04:00

I'm gonna guess the Vegas stop is likely to be the most epic but I'd be willing to hop a plane tonight for LA to celebrate all things Dude!

...or One17 can just hold their own Lebowski Fest

1st a baby and now a commercial?!?!

2009-04-29T11:55:00.002-04:00

Pope found this! Anyone look familiar?

While We're Talking About Cats

2009-04-21T19:29:00.001-04:00

This goes on a bit too long but it's pretty funny.

Just another reason why I love NYC...

2009-04-16T22:52:00.004-04:00

Yep, even when it tells me to go f*ck myself when I'm trying to cross the street, there is something about the good ol' NYC that makes you never want to leave.

Some clever East Villagers taped a few of the fingers on the "don't go hand" around town quickly changing the "don't cross the street" message to something much less friendly. It only took this New Yorker missing two "cross the street" people to figure out how they did it, and three pictures until it was somewhat legible.

There goes looking cool in the EV/LES once again...

Since we're on the pets theme...

2009-04-14T20:44:00.005-04:00

and Tucker deserves some love. Rest In Peace (4/14/09). I loved ya boy.

to keep with the cat theme I started..

2009-04-09T20:18:00.001-04:00

High School Anyone?!?

2009-04-09T18:42:00.001-04:00

This is a shout out to those nights at 81 Page in the great town of Bow, NH.

If Rachel Were Famous...

2009-04-08T23:30:00.001-04:00

... she'd probably have a baby collection of her own:

Happy Crosswalk Countdown!

2009-04-06T20:22:00.001-04:00

Crosswalk Countdown - GuerilLA from Kelly Herrington on Vimeo.

Computer Camp/Lab Love

2009-04-04T15:47:00.000-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu4kwUgSW0M&feature=related

A little DataRock for your soullls. Sorry for the non embedded video--- youtube is off the chains these days.

Sunglass Crucifiction

2009-04-04T15:35:00.000-04:00

2009-03-31T19:26:00.001-04:00

I know it's hard to post after such a wonder like kittens to kittens but I'm taking the plunge.

weeeeeeee

2009-03-26T21:04:00.001-04:00

Enough said...

2009-03-26T19:44:00.001-04:00

diddy's best years

2009-03-26T15:00:00.001-04:00

throw back...just enjoy.

possible list item?

2009-03-25T11:07:00.001-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJGro_iZPs

its worth copying and pasting....trust.

kisses

hopefully, none of one17hud in 10 years...

2009-03-23T20:19:00.001-04:00

attempt happy study/working :)

Tape Puke

2009-03-22T21:19:00.001-04:00

DGENERATE NATION - Skate With Me from DGENETICS on Vimeo.

Best E-Card everrrrr

2009-03-22T18:51:00.000-04:00

http://www.rattlebox.com/pickup/496262/rb2ae041dad54.html

Check it out!

Body Art to the max!

2009-03-20T09:38:00.001-04:00

Like a billboard.... but on your dome piece. $777 Sign me up! My only question is who came up with the amount of seven hundred seventy seven dollars!

walmart scare

2009-03-20T01:55:00.001-04:00

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29780940/

seems as if these shenanigans have been going around since 2005.

is this real life?

2009-03-19T18:54:00.000-04:00

some more good pics :)

2009-03-16T19:16:00.003-04:00

Here's the shuttle launching. I guess it still blows my mind that people can go into space.

still not as good as jim's!

2009-03-16T19:11:00.003-04:00

I still gotta say I love Jim's 'Stache the best but here are some close 2nds!
For some more go here! http://www.listlovers.com/2009/02/25/unique-funny-weird-beards-moustaches/

I Made the Dean's Blog!

2009-03-16T08:24:00.004-04:00

My fellow Parkies understand what an honor it is to be featured on the Dean's Blog so I had to share this with all of you:

What's the article about? It has nothing to do with me. It's about VIC and WICB's sports broadcasts but the Dean definitely caught a screen shot of little old me for the blog hahaha.

Most Important Meal of the Day

2009-03-16T00:35:00.008-04:00

Remembering those lost... check out this link for more but here are some of my favorites based upon marketing alone:

It's Not Spring Break Anymore...

2009-03-13T08:24:00.005-04:00

Now that Spring Break is over we can all feel free to eat our bellies out for a few more months before fasting, binging, and/or purging again for summer (our next post: What's your disorder of choice?). This is why you're fat is a blog dedicated to all those disgusting feats of culinary killers that are possible in America.

You'll have to scroll through to find your favorite... I'll start you off with this one:

Chocolate bacon is literally small timing for these guys.

BUT, I did see that a certain Garbage Plate made the list!!

"Beer Pong Gives You Herpes...

2009-03-07T15:17:00.003-05:00

...Hell, ping pong gives you crabs." Serious reporting on venereal diseases:

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak

Colbert Report Full Episodes
Political Humor

Rap Battle
Joke of the Day

For All You Lonely Spring Breakers!

2009-03-06T17:07:00.003-05:00

for all of you lonely nerdy spring breakers....GREAT NEWS!!!

HARRY POTTER WEEKEND ON ABC FAMILY! So for all you lonely mystical lovers who want to plan accordingly movie schedules are found at http://abcfamily.go.com! Enjoy!!

2009-03-03T21:40:00.000-05:00

just a lil remix to make sure you never get this out of your head. muah.

Cat in the Bong

2009-03-02T23:34:00.004-05:00

Out of the hat and into your ganja pipe for hair-ball inhalation...

You're looking at a homemade bong sized well for troublesome cats. Hey it wasn't my idea, check out what's poppin in Nebraska with a click of provided pic.

Hot 100

2009-03-01T13:22:00.002-05:00

I can't decide whether I think this guy is lame for putting so much time into this or awesome based upon dance appreciation... you make the call:
BOOMBOX from Ely Kim on Vimeo.

No matter how you chew it the playlist is the bee's.

2009-02-28T16:42:00.001-05:00

If this kid can do it Maris and Court, we can. I think we were just trying too hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3oYtA8MAIY

2009-02-26T16:23:00.001-05:00

It even says very salty-perfect for thirsty thursday!

Ithaca Pizza Challaenge

2009-02-26T12:15:00.005-05:00

How has it come to pass that in our four years at Ithaca College this has not been bookmarked and reviewed by any of our pizza devouring bodies? Nonetheless, just in time for our final run at Ithaca glory... the answer to our Pizza Challenge:

With 23 different resturants in review our bellies and gym time will have some serious work ahead of them. As for this evening... with a 7 outta 10 tribute to the Spike Lee Joint: "Do the Right Thing", I feel as the right thing is to order Sal's (they're heavy on the cheeeeeseeeeee).

the foundation of one17 friendships.

2009-02-25T11:08:00.004-05:00

cardboard box sledding down the stairs. mentos & D.coke. watching the deerhunter. All stupid but GREAT ideas. (ok well maybe not deer hunter) but the possibilities are endless and so true. thanks Threadless for this great shirt!

WTF Blanket

2009-02-25T09:19:00.000-05:00

....basically our idea was stolen.

Everything's Amazing... And Nobody's Happy

2009-02-24T23:46:00.001-05:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGYx35ypus

Please check this one out. The embedding had been disabled but please check this one out. It's completely true. We should be more appreciative of the utterly awesome age we live in. Here's to that.

2009-02-24T16:58:00.005-05:00

"With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?"

-Mitch Hedberg

Why did the Tyrannosaurus of comedy have to pass away? I wish Mitchy was still around to give us these comedic gems.

LOVE YA MITCH

2009-02-24T12:29:00.003-05:00

i can't find the one iwth the little skinny scary develish slim jim guy...remember? but i did find this oen and even knew how to insert it into the blog-im getting so good!

2009-02-24T12:24:00.000-05:00

man i wish it was halloween...i would definitely have a hard time figuring otu to either bve macho man, the skinny slim jim guy, or stephanie baking a cake.

and who knew it was snap!-i thought it was step

one17 hud loves to do it by the book!

2009-02-23T21:48:00.000-05:00

just picture 22 year old girls dancing around the kitchen getting excited to cook. love it. too bad our dancing was too crazy to rub off on the corn bread. similar to cake but not the same :(

for those who like to sing along:
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you'll have a cake
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake
Finally, it's time to make a cake!

snap into a slim jim

2009-02-23T21:35:00.004-05:00

leigh claims its snap, i thought it was snack. tomato tomata

2009-02-23T12:24:00.001-05:00

o man i forgot how awesome this is...i dont really have anything to post jsut wanted to throw that out there-good job cc. And maris your training to be good at exercising in a half marathon-man i didnt knwo that wahoo!

"...Not Trying to be the Best at Exercising"

2009-02-18T09:45:00.002-05:00

M. Frank... here's some fuel for your half-marathon training:

Eastbound & Down Trailer - watch more funny videos

Sweat Pants Boner

2009-02-17T22:28:00.001-05:00

Just a nice little reminder of things that are weird to do when you have a boner.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid5666716001/bclid5033476001/bctid8685821001

Enjoy.

Working hard...

2009-02-16T13:09:00.004-05:00

or for those who are hardly working click the picture to give this Yeti a shave! (seriously)

Creepy Pig

2009-02-13T20:22:00.004-05:00

If you watch Hulu regularly you've undoubtedly seen those uber creepy "feed the pig" ads. Well on this lonely Friday afternoon I gave in and had to check it out...

Needless to say the site continues to be sufficiently weird. So if you're looking for tips on saving money I recommend just sticking to the Wall St. Journal. But, if your tween (a favorite word of mine) needs some tips Feed the Pig does offer a Tween specific site!

Demetri Martin and Peeing

2009-02-13T17:06:00.001-05:00

This video depicts more truth than I'd like to admit:

Important Things with Demetri MartinWed 10:30pm / 9:30c

Timing - New Increments

Joke of the Day
Stand-Up Comedy

Get Funny Ringtones
More Funny Videos

Really? Really! Really.

2009-02-12T22:09:00.004-05:00

I can't say as though I'm a big Michael Phelps fan... yeah he's gorgeous and he's an amazing athlete... blah blah I can't say as though I really care whether or not he smoked pot. Yes, it's illegal and it's a banned substance but let's face it...

1. I have yet to meet or hear one person offended by recently released information

2. Steroids make A-Rod hit homers; Weed makes Mike doggy paddle

3... I'll just let Seth bring it full circle:

This joints on you America.

Netflix Power Hour

2009-02-12T12:25:00.004-05:00

As far as I know you can't find Video Power Hour's on Netflix yet... luckily our friend Pete Berg has added a fantastic new site to his collection of originals:

A directory for one of the best drinking games known to college students and alumni nationwide: power hour. So if you're tired of listening to the 98' hip-hop version you made with your friends or staring a kitchen clock with a shot glass handy check it out!

Cause who knows when you'll get stuck in layover at an airport bar and need a power hour to entertain yourself before Mardi Gras!

99 Bottles of Beer Dominos

2009-02-10T23:05:00.003-05:00

There are many things that could be said about this video...

- What does it say at the end?

- Why don't any of the bottles break?

- How many bottles did they use?

- Where are they now?

... and Dad, is that you?

House Sponsor

2009-02-09T09:24:00.002-05:00

Someone has decidedly defamed and shamed the house honor. In this video, which I am only posting for informational reasoning, "Jack" from "America" makes some serious claims about the snuggy and venereal diseases:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

In order to receive a house sponsorship from Snuggies, we must retaliate.

(for those of you not familiar with the authors of this blog... yes we love Snuggies. GFY if ya don't!)

HOT TRANNY'S!!!

2009-02-07T23:27:00.004-05:00

Alright they're not exactly tranny's but drag queens are 'bout the same thing... thanks to Logo (MTV's nod to the gay community) all those that agree that tranny's and drag queens are hilarious can watch free episodes of the new show: RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE! (click for free episodes)

In case you don't remember who RuPaul is...

Hope those workouts have been paying off...

2009-02-05T18:15:00.003-05:00

...because tomorrow, Friday, February 6, 2009 is WORLD NUDE DAY!

Yes, this was the most p.c. picture I could post but click the link to find out more about suiting up birthday style tomorrow!

Spicy Lentil for Dinner?

2009-02-03T22:11:00.001-05:00

...or how about some corn chowder?

Lego My City!

2009-02-03T21:12:00.005-05:00

Recently featured in the New York Times, here's just a tapa of Christoph Niemann's Lego work:

For reasons obvious to the readers of this blog, I selected this pic as a personal fav but check out this article for the whole show!

Coffee Cup Follow-Up

2009-02-03T09:11:00.004-05:00

With ad's selling at an easy $3 Million a piece it looks like people tuned in 3-D and beer glasses in hand to see Sunday's Super Bowl.

According to Cynopsis.com:

Super Bowl XLIII on NBC is the second most-viewed Super Bowl in history with a total audience of 147 million viewers, trailing Super Bowl XLII on FOX which pulled in 148.3 million viewers. Among average viewers, the MASH finale airing in 1983 on CBS still tops the list at 106 million viewers followed by last year's Super Bowl on FOX with 97.5 million viewers and Super Bowl 2009 with 95.4 million viewers. Super Bowl XLIII also posted a 42.1 overnight rating and a 65 share.

These guys are still topping the most-viewed list?

Jokes on the Slopes

2009-02-02T15:18:00.003-05:00

This is a great way to make friends and rob banks like your favorite super villain:

Click here to buy a mask for yourself or a loved one!

A blog for a blog (kind of like tit for tat)

2009-01-31T12:08:00.002-05:00

So what does "Tit for tat" mean anyway? Ahh... I'll leave that for all of you to decide. In my long awaited return to the blogging circuit I decided that I would give a little holler to some superb bloggers.

For a good blog check out:
http://www.goodmagazine.com/blog
^Any blog that uses the word, "penultimate" is going to be historical. That's an SAT word that means "second to last". So, it's pretty much the most unnecessary word ever. Many many props to GOOD MAGAZINE for using it.

Butttt... it looks like they are switching locations (All the cool blogs are doing it these days). The new website is: http://www.good.is/

I wonder what nation they had to pay off to get the ".is". There's something for your mind to chew on.

Cheers!

Just because I love GOOD so much...

2009-01-30T11:18:00.001-05:00

Banned Super Bowl Ad.

2009-01-28T23:32:00.002-05:00

NBC laid down the kibosh on this PETA ad:

'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad

Yeah, that's pretty sexy I guess, but makes me question the cleanliness of those veggies. Oh, and if you were wondering what sexy ad's have aired before and didn't get banned, Spike TV has got you covered with the "Top 10 Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials of All Time." Here's the number two spot:

Miller Lite - Catfight Uncensored | Viral | SPIKE.com

Viva La Cheesecake!

2009-01-28T20:40:00.002-05:00

I don't even like cheesecake all that much but if these Mexican chefs are going the world record distance you might want to head down to Mexico City before it's all out!

Consumer Un-Report

2009-01-28T12:21:00.003-05:00

Speaking of food...

these guys do a disservice to BBQ and Chicken Wing eaters everywhere...

Introducing Trongs, a special utensil specifically for chicken wings that cuts out the mess (THE BEST PART).

In case you were wondering what kind of guys would make such a product, I'll let this picture speak for itself:

Take Yourself to Work Day

2009-01-26T13:59:00.002-05:00

I heard this on the radio and couldn't wait to look it up when I got home...

When a 14-year-old boy suited up in police uniform and entered a Chicago police station he was given an assignment and sent out on patrol for five hours. Only when he returned to the station did officers realize that he was not actually apart of the force.

Now I can understand that some people don't look their age but 14? Or more importantly, he didn't make any arrests, drive, or give out a ticket so what were he and the other officer doing for five hours that no one got suspicious??

The Kids Don't Stand a Chance

2009-01-26T08:54:00.002-05:00

Hey Mom can Sasha and Malia come over?
- The presidents daughter? OMG how do you know them?
No Mom my dollies...

These shouldn't make the school days any more awkward for the first children (click the photo for more):

Mos Def for President

2009-01-18T15:25:00.001-05:00

Sorry Jesse CcCartney but the word "shortie" has just been banned for the next hundred years... thanks President Def!

No Pants Party

2009-01-17T12:33:00.001-05:00

I particularly like the reaction at 1:30:

African Albinos?

2009-01-09T15:15:00.002-05:00

This definitely makes me a terrible person for finding humor in this but I just had to share it:

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

The Dentyne Workout Plan

2009-01-08T20:37:00.004-05:00

Thanks for getting me off the Internet new Dentyne Workout Plan! Thanks to the plan I've made-out with some guy with crazy sideburns, jumped into a lake for some boy on boy action, and participated in two orgies!

Don't get it? Check out Dentyne Gum's new, and creative I must add, advertising scheme: http://www.dentyne.com/

But do it quick because you get clocked with three minutes to check it all out before getting booted off in order to get more "face time".

1. You'll have to check the site to get the full effect http://www.dentyne.com/smileys.php

2. Why would you need more than three minutes to check out a bubble gum website?